Hospitality 101

There comes a time in every man's life, that he will judge himself, and either choose damnation, or awesome person. I chose the middle ground, i am a damned awesome person. Now if you take into consideration, the way i have to treat people to understand what i am saying, then you only need look at the pictures and references below this article. The answer is painfully obvious. Now here is an exercise for you all to enjoy...
Go to the person nearest to you.
Ask them to go to the toilet with you.
When they say 'no' (9 times out of ten they will) donkey punch them. (if its family, just walk away, don't make things weird).

You can donkey punch them later on if you like, take them by surprise maybe. Either way, no victim (unless its family) will go away NOT getting punched like a donkey.

People ask me (no one has me asked yet but they would if prompted, if they did ask, it would look like the above picture, presumably in interview format, with James as backup)
'How can you write such utter garbage? what do you get out of this? why are you so stupid and violent all of the time? are you upset about something? what does your mum think about this? what kind of shit is this? why are you so absurd? you are filth!'

The last question was more of a statement than anything, but if you wrote it like this: 'You are filth?' with a question mark next to the last word, it automatically transmorphs it into a question, thus making it seem as if they are not sure if i am filth or not; which is up to them to decide. (general answer - no i am not filth)

With all the above and more, in mind, have a nice thursday night, and i shall be back to deliver more advice from beyond the realms, now that i am back from the Amazon.